The Uneatable Sandwich
It was Dad’s mistake when I was young, mischievous, and just dangerous enough to be able to make a sandwich, to ask me to make us lunch. I made myself a delightful Wheat Germ and Jam. And then after concluding that wheat germ and jam wasn’t adult enough for Dad, I contemplated the contents of the fridge and Inspiration struck! The product was the Uneatable Sandwich, which Dad defied probability and ate! I have helpfully created a guide below so that you, too, can enjoy watching someone, who hopefully will still love you afterwards, eat it. But the basic principle is to layer anything and everything in your fridge that is spreadable and/or spoonable onto the bread. Your finishing touches should be lots of mustard & ketchup and a heaping tablespoon of horseradish.
Remember to take a picture of yours and share it: #uneatablesandwich (also tag me: @spicklefrew on instagram)