In Which I Engage in Some Complete and Utter Nonsense
Exhibit B: Great Love inspires me to attempt a mini Kolomenskoye for The Objects Of My Delight.
Exhibit C: The Baboons inspect and admire their new home, and conclude that though it pales in comparison to other great palaces, it will do.
Exhibit D: The Baboons (Wasabi, Wasabi, Wasabi, and Wasabi) take up residence.
P.S. No, I have not been committed. I gave the Wasabis to some lovely little girls I know on Christmas.
P.P.S Then I went and bought myself 4 more Baboons, also all named Wasabi.